that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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