Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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