Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
