4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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