then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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