Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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