nut hugger
Say something about gay babies.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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