Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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