all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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