your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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