so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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