speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
