singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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