i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
either way he was missing a nipple.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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