i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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