I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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