so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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