Is it because I queefed?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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