I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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