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you suck at this game today
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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