have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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