I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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