they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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