Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
