You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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