barbara walters just said penis...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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