Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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