You can't special order awesome
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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