They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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