I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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