Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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