As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It's just like the Real World with babies
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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