I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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