Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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