the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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