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Im so hungover

(248): View more from Michigan

Come over i have rolls

(201): View more from New Jersey

Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(760): View more from California

when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.

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(805): View more from California

Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.

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(440): View more from Ohio

the ladder is at the bottom of the pool

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(847): View more from Illinois

If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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(970): View more from Colorado

Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper

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(404): View more from Georgia

I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM

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