She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Ladies don't puke and tell
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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