You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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