also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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