my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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