I can text with my tongue
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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