Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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