her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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