I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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