There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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