I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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