Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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