i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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