My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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