Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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