yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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