So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
